Oh, Rick… is that really what you should be worrying about first?

Poor Rick. He strikes me as the type of guy to immediate jump on the defensive—“Why doesn’t she think I’m cute enough to be pool boy?!” before he thinks, “Wait—I’m sharing my wife with another guy!”

But Rick, if it’s any consolation, it’s not that you’re not cute, you just earn more.

You see, this picture is a trade to my friend for an absolutely spankin’ manga tarot deck called The Rose Knight. (Kind soul that she is—and broke as I am—she let me trade some fanart for a beautiful, rare deck. She rocks out loud. ^_^).

Now, this pic came about because last time I saw her—which is when she handed me the deck—she happened to tell me of her friend’s theory¹ that if you can’t chose between two guys, you should marry the breadwinner and make the other one the pool boy. As she is absolutely wild for both Cliff and Rick, I thought she’d get a kick out of this pic. I hope it meets your expectations, Foxy!

¹ this theory does not necessarily represent the views of TheLaughingLibra. ^_~

Drawn and painstakingly colored in Photoshop CS. Coloring does not make me happy.